Friday, November 28, 2008

我很费

No more SPM. No more school. No more stupid text books. And I have no more intellect.. -_-

I think it was last Saturday, when I was having dinner with papa, mama and that annoying brat (younger brother) that I came up with a stupid poem, again.

It's a chinese poem. But because my chinese language is of primary standard and I got a 'B' for Bad in said language whereas 90% of the my primary classmates sitting for the same UPSR got 'A's, I need to explain a little for any human of sound mind to understand. So this short poem actually depicts two of my dogs, Goldie and Whitie's respective behaviours when they encounter stranger(s) at night. Also, my obsessive-compulsive disorder made me use '小金' as Goldie's chinese name and '小白' as Whitie's for in-all-chinese-verses' sake.

五言诗:

夜云静静飘,
青蛙嘣嘣跳;
小金呱呱叫,
小白睡大觉!

Li Bai (李白), what do you think of this crappy work of a crappy amateur like me? People say you were awesome but I'm too much of a katak di dalam microwave (© Cik. Lailatul) to know. So I googled 'li bai' and I found a picture of you and wow...

Li Bai, source: Wikipedia

Like penguin lol! Of course, that wasn't really you right? It was just some random painting done by your random fanboy/fangirl that you had never seen before in your 61 years long lifetime. But you know, if it wasn't for that 'great love for liquor' of yours, people would had drawn you anime-style and turned you into a much suaver bishonen. /crapping

Lovin' my life. I learn new things everyday =D

Just now when I type 'wo hen fei' in chinese for this post's title, my friggin' computer's input language immediately auto-completed it into '我很肥', which has the same spelling but different pinyin. ..... Fuck off! I know I'm fat alright; but I'm sad. I don't need ANYMORE reminder! Especially because a stupid narcissistic jerk (elder brother) keeps calling me F-A-T fat almost every time he sees me since his homecoming. Go back to Singapore!

mood: excited --> enraged --> excited --> enraged

Thursday, November 27, 2008

My computer has Alzheimer's disease

First I installed ESET NOD32 2.7. I'd had enough of AVG free edition. Then yesterday, I uninstalled version 2.7 and installed version 3.0 because I don't know why, the older version can't auto-update.

Today, the red Automatic Updates icon popped up in system tray,
"Windows security alerts from security center. ESET NOD32 antivirus system 2.70 reports that it might be out of date."

What the... The text displayed in hover box above antivirus icon clearly reads 'ESET NOD32 Antivirus™ 3.0.670.0 Virus signature database: 3644 (20081126)'. Out of date my foot! Stupid computer is so old it has grandpa's memory.