Before I go off-topic again like the paragraph I just typed, I'll try to cut short every crap I'm about to crap. And this will be a copycat version of another proper blogger's post; a post with photos; not with boring words only.
My mother would faint if my father brings home a second wife. She would also faint if my brothers bring home daughter-in-laws for her. But she would grow fatter if my father brings fatty food like lemang. In today's case, I'll not only have a fat and not sexy mom, we'll altogether be one big fat happy family who loves fatty food. Prior to Hari Raya (actually we used this as an excuse), my dad paid RM10 to a happy roadside Pak Cik for one big fat bamboo-stick of lemang. Everybody's happy during Lebarans.
The unhealthy food on today's lunch menu:
Lemang, but it was yum-yum.
With traditional rendang:
As if this lemang was not cholesteric enough, we had it with rendang uber high in cholesterol! I just gave away my secret as to why I'm so fat. And the truth is rendang oil tastes the best. There, another reason why I can never lose weight.
Set lunch menu:
For the fear of dying early due to heart attacks, we had green veggie and veggie omelette to cheat our fearful mentalities. These health conscious foods are very important indeed. Although, they are not as demanding as fatty lemang and rendang; we finished the lemang first and touched last the awful green veggie of yuckiness.
Burp.
And finally,
Glutinous rice in stomachs and poor empty hollowed bamboo stick abandoned under the sun. Bamboo cried cruelty!
Happy Hari Raya! =D
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