Friday, May 01, 2009
Can I cook?
I wanted to show off my egg frying skill in front of my mom but ended up breaking a bowl.
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Best Wishes
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"Glory to God in highest heaven,
"Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth."
— Martin Luther
About Goldie
- Junni
- Hi, my name is Goldie, a female yellow-colour mix breed. Actually, I was born in the year 2003 and I am thirty-two years old going on thirty-six (dog's age in human years). I am currently living with Courage (my mom), Whitie (my brother), Junni and her family. I am the eldest of my five siblings (er... puppies actually). Sadly, Junni has no choice but to give away three of my unlucky siblings with a broken heart. But I feel fortunate because... less siblings means more attention from Junni =). Even so, there were still endless squabbles over who should get more food!
Philosophy of Junni's Deranged Mind
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Goldie: You?! An analytical thinker? Can you even THINK?
Junni: Don't question my intelligence. Dogs have lower IQs than humans.
Goldie: Hmpf! Are you SMART enough to forget that you got 33/50 marks for your Standard 3 IQ test?
Junni: I was young back then. It doesn't count.
Goldie: But that means you ain't SMART enough to forget.
Junni: Are you stupid? Of course I'm not a smart person who forgets my own Standard 3 results. That wouldn't be called 'smart' at all.
Goldie: Okay okay. So you're saying you don't describe that as 'smart'.
Junni: Right.
Goldie: And you don't forget stuff like your Standard 3 results.
Junni: Right.
Goldie: You're not the kind of smart person who does stuff like forgetting either.
Junni: Right.
Goldie: Then you must be a stupid person who actually remembers that you had a very low IQ score.
Junni: Righ- Wait a sec.. HEY!
Goldie: Ha! You just admitted the whole truth! Thanks for sharing this info. Bye! -runs away-
Junni: Wha- That's a dumb method! You tricked me! Come back here you bitch! -chases after Goldie-
Goldie: Well at least this bitch is bright enough to FOOL you with this dumb method! :D
Junni: -twitch- You... You. Are. The. Worst. Pet. EVER!!
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Both sillies run around in circles. The chase lasted like what seemed forever.
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