One day, a dimwit was bored enough to write a profile. ... My name is Junni, I'm turning 18 this year, I live in a relatively so-so house in Malaysia and yes that aforesaid dimwit I am. Biologically, I have two X (XX) sex chromosomes in my body cells, which makes me a normal girl albeit I must say that I'm actually better than all of you combined, since I'm such a downright awesome, wonderful person with a great personality and I do deny my highly conceited self-esteem. But I'm really nice, really. It's just that I tend to offend people when I speak my mind, plus I speak with a sharp tongue. In fact, I'm confident that you losers will lose to me in almost every debate. Most people can't tolerate me because of that. You won't like me if you're not really cool and broad-minded. Also, just like you, I have a damn life - I enjoy reading, writing, hogging the net, daydreaming, doing weird (often stupid) stuff, wasting life, whatnot and I have a delusional dream of winning the Nobel Prize (in bullshitology) someday. I hate seafood to the bottom of Mariana Trench. I like anime, manga, artworks and the fandom I'm currently obsessed with is D.Gray-man, with delicious Kanda x Allen as my OTP, thus making me a somewhat crazy yaoi fangirl. Last but not least, I'm diagnosed with acute obsessive-compulsive disorder, meaning at times and only at times I can be a real scary person and neat freak too, except when it comes to tidying up my own room...
Wow! You must be really bored to have read until this far.
Hi, my name is Goldie, a female yellow-colour mix breed. Actually, I was born in the year 2003 and I am thirty-two years old going on thirty-six (dog's age in human years). I am currently living with Courage (my mom), Whitie (my brother), Junni and her family. I am the eldest of my five siblings (er... puppies actually). Sadly, Junni has no choice but to give away three of my unlucky siblings with a broken heart. But I feel fortunate because... less siblings means more attention from Junni =). Even so, there were still endless squabbles over who should get more food!
Goldie: You?! An analytical thinker? Can you even THINK?
Junni: Don't question my intelligence. Dogs have lower IQs than humans.
Goldie: Hmpf! Are you SMART enough to forget that you got 33/50 marks for your Standard 3 IQ test?
Junni: I was young back then. It doesn't count.
Goldie: But that means you ain't SMART enough to forget.
Junni: Are you stupid? Of course I'm not a smart person who forgets my own Standard 3 results. That wouldn't be called 'smart' at all.
Goldie: Okay okay. So you're saying you don't describe that as 'smart'.
Goldie: And you don't forget stuff like your Standard 3 results.
Goldie: You're not the kind of smart person who does stuff like forgetting either.
Goldie: Then you must be a stupid person who actually remembers that you had a very low IQ score.
Junni: Righ- Wait a sec.. HEY!
Goldie: Ha! You just admitted the whole truth! Thanks for sharing this info. Bye! -runs away- Junni: Wha- That's a dumb method! You tricked me! Come back here you bitch! -chases after Goldie- Goldie: Well at least this bitch is bright enough to FOOL you with this dumb method! :D
Junni:-twitch- You... You. Are. The. Worst. Pet. EVER!!
Both sillies run around in circles. The chase lasted like what seemed forever.