One, two, three, four ... Six.
I have wasted six days of my holiday study spree (supposedly) bitching and not studying. I have finally proven myself to be a bitch that failed at even failing and only knew how to make my MSN contacts' lives harsher by using countdown for trial exam as display name. Originally, that countdown was meant to be a silly reminder to prepare earlier for trials. Anyhow it turned out to be totally silly and not working despite the truth is that I am quite silly myself. So for now that countdown thing's purpose is mainly denoted at making all people except me suffer. (Hey! It is for your own good too!) Yes, I am an annoying jerk that finds human torture to be rather amusing.
Do have pity. I am trying hard to find excuses for everybody to hate and hopefully kill me.
Best Wishes
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"Glory to God in highest heaven,
"Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth."
— Martin Luther
About Goldie
- Junni
- Hi, my name is Goldie, a female yellow-colour mix breed. Actually, I was born in the year 2003 and I am thirty-two years old going on thirty-six (dog's age in human years). I am currently living with Courage (my mom), Whitie (my brother), Junni and her family. I am the eldest of my five siblings (er... puppies actually). Sadly, Junni has no choice but to give away three of my unlucky siblings with a broken heart. But I feel fortunate because... less siblings means more attention from Junni =). Even so, there were still endless squabbles over who should get more food!
Philosophy of Junni's Deranged Mind
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Goldie: You?! An analytical thinker? Can you even THINK?
Junni: Don't question my intelligence. Dogs have lower IQs than humans.
Goldie: Hmpf! Are you SMART enough to forget that you got 33/50 marks for your Standard 3 IQ test?
Junni: I was young back then. It doesn't count.
Goldie: But that means you ain't SMART enough to forget.
Junni: Are you stupid? Of course I'm not a smart person who forgets my own Standard 3 results. That wouldn't be called 'smart' at all.
Goldie: Okay okay. So you're saying you don't describe that as 'smart'.
Junni: Right.
Goldie: And you don't forget stuff like your Standard 3 results.
Junni: Right.
Goldie: You're not the kind of smart person who does stuff like forgetting either.
Junni: Right.
Goldie: Then you must be a stupid person who actually remembers that you had a very low IQ score.
Junni: Righ- Wait a sec.. HEY!
Goldie: Ha! You just admitted the whole truth! Thanks for sharing this info. Bye! -runs away-
Junni: Wha- That's a dumb method! You tricked me! Come back here you bitch! -chases after Goldie-
Goldie: Well at least this bitch is bright enough to FOOL you with this dumb method! :D
Junni: -twitch- You... You. Are. The. Worst. Pet. EVER!!
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Both sillies run around in circles. The chase lasted like what seemed forever.
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