Bah I didn't sleep last night

So you see I actually don't have any right to complain about my brother's alarm clock and use all those oh so colourful vocabularies.

I'm not sleepy. Just feeling tired. But I'm hungry already. No, bodily rest deserves prior attention. But I want to eat Jell-O badly. Wait, I can't eat; need to sleep. Then again, I think I heard someone… someone old once said that sleeping with an empty stomach is bad for the human something system. Ah I can't even think properly, I really need to sleep. But why can't I stop thinking about Jell-O. Jell-O's downright awesome. No no no, no more Jell-O, no more food. But I can imagine myself eating Jell-O right now. *drools* Hey will you just stop?! Go to bed you glutton, I say go to bed and sleeeep!!

What the heck is wrong with me?