Perish you !@#?!

The world ought to take this into introspective consideration: that I've problems with anger management and I get pissed at trivial things and the hissy fits I throw are always too terrifying to describe. Right now I feel like throwing barrels with 100% TNT filling at random because one spider the size of a 50 cent coin friggin' hid behind my room's cupboard and this motherfucker won't come out to let me kill it with a stupid broom. Thanks to this shit I can't sleep in peace tonight. Where can I get guarantee-kill hazardous pesticides? I don't care about drawbacks; all I want is something deadlier than the ever so useless Sheltox to spray all creepy crawlies to hell.